oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

(via relahvant)

fraek:

i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao

(Source: menstruate, via zackisontumblr)

eeveez:

does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?

(via pizza)

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

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