people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

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(Source: panerasexual, via seanp0donnell)

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

(via i-suck-dick)

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

(via lightenupmyeyes)

denchgang:

never skip leg day

forever:

i’m pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

(via laughingnancy)