annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

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ridge:

SHHHAAADDDEEEE

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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awwww-cute:

You’re not leaving me behind, right?