vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

(via nice-wig-janis)

earloffabulousness:

me trying to make friends

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

(via covocal)

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(via pizza)